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blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

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captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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yamadonkey:

Wordbank The Walrus

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Wordbank The Walrus

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tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

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Can I vent for a sec

About how hard and how stupid it is that I have stupid fan girls to try and not be jealous of?

Part of me is like yay, you go Jaron for following your dream and passion and having lots of people think you’re great.

The other part of me wants to scream at every girl who asks to have his babies. And no, you can’t go to prom WITH MY BOYFRIEND.


Stupid rant is done.

But for serious, why can’t I just date a normal relationship guy? Why so many complications?

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ourtimeorg:

Good point!
Click here if you think it’s time for equal rights in America.
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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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I remember having this cd that told a story about a King and Queen who couldn’t agree on whether to love on a mountain or a valley.

So those chose to live on my (who ever the person listening) chest.

And with each breath you took your chest would raise and fall. And the whole point was to focus on each breath and focus on making your chest rise and fall.


Only now do I realize this was a very creative way to teach a very anxious child how to calm down and do breathing techniques.

Thank you to my childhood therapist and my mom. Who taught me from a young age that I’m in control of my body and that I don’t need medication to control it for me.

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Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends and then start asking you random questions.

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breakingdeadlock:

agenttdunham:

  • fetuses do not think
  • they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
  • they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
  • they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
  • they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

people who claim that fetuses do all of the above do it basically to force guilt onto women and thats the cheapest thing u can do

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My Pinterest is full of paint color ideas. I love making our place a home. ❤️ @jaronstrom

My Pinterest is full of paint color ideas. I love making our place a home. ❤️ @jaronstrom

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